Nudists/naturists are probably the cleanest people in the world. Aside from the fact that every little part of us is always visible, we're constantly in and out of showers and swimming pools or water of some sort. Keeps us pretty 'fresh', so to speak! We're talking about butts here, of course.
Now, as a group we have a sort of fetish about always sitting on a towel, clean though we are. Our cats and dogs have their butts sticking out, sitting everywhere, unclean, and our cats track god-knows-what from their litter box onto our furniture, but we worry about our clean butts. OK, fair and good.
Along those lines, may we suggest disposable, flushable butt wipes? Cheap and easy, they finish what toilet paper merely begins. No concerns about skid marks, no little pieces of TP left hanging. Just in case you didn't know about them...
And that, folks, is the end of this posting!